Foul-mouthed!

I just got this one from a guy's Must Haves/Can't Stands:

Foul Mouthed...... I can't stand someone who swears or uses inappropriate language or humor.


So I guess I gotta close that match. It's too bad, because I match his other 19. Except the one about good hygiene - just kidding!! But he's 5'6", so whatevs...

At least I'm not boorish, right?

The physical therapist

I know you'll be disappointed that the Inappropriate Healthcare Provider is engaged. It's true, I was disappointed. That could have made for at least one very bloggable date.

You love drag racing?

We're not gonna work out.

I think the next one will be 20

I did a review of my posts because I haven't assigned a number to a potential date in a long time. So it looks like the next one will be #20. Aren't you thrilled? ;)

I've been rejected for not being a sun-lover

The guy that said he likes to shop for vintage clothes also asked me what beach I go to - and I don't, really. I don't really like hanging out in the sun. I sunburn easily, I don't want to damage my skin, and I don't really enjoy being in the sun. So I kinda avoid it. I play tennis in the evening, I walk in the shade, etc.

So I wrote this: Honestly I'm not much of a beach person. I don't really like being in direct sunlight - vanity, and it just gets sort of hot! If that's a deal breaker, I understand. Do you go to the beach a lot? Haulover? Ha ha! (Haulover is the nude beach)

He wrote back: Hmm, although you are a beautiful attractive women, im not sure we would be a good match if your not a real beach kinda person. I spend most of my free time there. I live on Normandie Isle 3 blocks from the beach. I love riding my bike there. Anything to do with the sun, Im all over it :)

I already had suspicions that our fashion issues would clash, and he's not so hot that I'm crying or anything, so...

A hot guy initiated communication

This ostensibly really good looking guy initiated communication on eharmony. I must say I am excited. His only pic is of him on a beach with sweet body - not overly muscular, but niiiice. Gotta get my ass on the treadmill and elliptical some more!

I have such a crush on my physical therapist

A little over three years ago I was in a car accident (not my fault! None of them down here have been my fault) and injured my back pretty badly. I went to the physical therapist that was just opening his own place - in the back room at my snazzy gym. Then he moved to a bigger place and I kept going. I always had a kickass time. He has a partner who is great too, a woman. So I needed some PT and I called them. I was surprised how much they remember about me - it's been a while! Apparently my "cackle" is particularly memorable, and he likes to get me to laugh and then point it out.
I got special treatment since I was one of the original clients - I actually got him as my therapist even though he has a lot of staff. Yay for me! Also got me a next-day appt when I called yesterday.
Ah, this guy is such a flirt it kills me! And he's very cute, and pretty smart. But I've always known somehow that he's bad news dating-wise. Also he apparently likes older women, which makes me at least 10-15 years to young for him. But I have such fun! PT should be this great for everyone. When I arrived he said, "I never made you do that topless therapy, did I?", to which I replied, "I don't think you'd have to make me." And at the end as I was leaving he said, "Next time don't wear a bra, let's see how that goes." It gave me the stupid grin.
It's hard to feel bad about your pain with that kind of conversation going on. Come to think of it, that's how my 2 girlfriends helped me get through the hour-and-a-half it took me to a tattoo when I was in law school - sex talk with the tattoo artist!
Also, I really like this mature discourse. It really stimulates my pondering on world peace.

It's been a while

Wow, I just realized it's been quite a while. Sorry, loyal readers! I had a great convo with the boorishness guy but then he never called again. I don't know why. Seriously. After a while I start to think it's me, except I'm pretty awesome, so it must be him!

I'm currently communicating with a guy that lives on the beach who seems to be into fashion. One of the things he likes to do is, "hunt for vintage clothes," which as you might suspect is right up my alley. Not. But he seems interesting, and I could stand to just meet more people. And he's not a clubbing type - says he likes mostly quiet evenings at home. I thought that sounded lame until I remembered what I seem to favor... I'm sorry, am I boring you? Heh.

Also started communicating with another guy.

I really haven't had a date in a while. I guess it's me? Naw.