Comments about 17 on facebook

I put my status on facebook as: If you drink 6 beers on our date, you're probably an alcoholic. Comments ensued, including:

My sister
LOL
I'm sorry to hear that though

A British acquaintance from across the pond
Six beers? That's not an alcoholic, he's just warming up. You Americans and your love/hate relationship with booze. He may have needed Dutch courage or something.

A girl I went to high school with
Perhaps tradition knew what it was doing by keeping young women so ignorant of the world of men. The more I discover about them, the more determined I am to remain single and collect cats. (hugs)