Monday, September 14, 2009

Message I got from some guy on meetup.com

hello beautiful,how are you doing today? am kind of new hereand i took a lucky spin on the profiles here then i stumbled onyours.wow i must confess ive never seen any creature asbeautiful as you are.i bet theres a missing angel in heaven..iwould really love to get to know more about you.i have yahooand hotmail ims maybe we can chat sometime..cant wait to readfrom you .mailto:his@yahoo.com or mailto:his@live.comhope to hear from you soonhuggs and kissespaul





Bleh!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wonder if that BS works for him!Your s___ detector is correct!

Anonymous said...

[Chat with Paul later that night]:

MiamiGirl99: So, Paul, you're really a sweet talker.

PaulTheMan10: im so glad u like me. what r u wearing right now?

MiamiGirl99: I'm sorry, you're not using proper grammar or punctuation. Did you drop out of school after the 7th grade?

PaulTheMan10: no im just a slow tiper but I have an MBA. LOL!

MiamiGirl99: Well that puts you up there with the other masters of the universe, including our last President. I'm not impressed.

PaulTheMan10: U still havent told me what u r wearing tonight.

MiamiGirl99: {Sigh} Sweats and pink bunny slippers.

PaulTheMan10: like playboy bunny?

MiamiGirl99: No, like easter bunny.

PaulTheMan10: what about underaneath the sweats?

MiamiGirl99: Ok, that's enough. Have a nice life.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could post his real IM addresses so we could take turns chatting with him.

Almost in America said...

Oh Anon, that really gave me a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

Your s___ detector was right at the very start!